Once upon a time there was a mole

Once upon a time there was a mole who was genetically mutated by scientists. He woke up the the next morning in his mole hole and everything looked the way it was suppose to be. The he realized there was a red band of some sort on his arm. " What is this he screamed!" Oh my gosh he could talk. So he dashed through the tunnel faster then ever before. There was one thing he never figured out there was a micro chip on his leg.


To be continued...

I am the Molanator

During dinner we had this strange conversation about getting moles out of our front yard. Then out of no were my mom says," I once used to think moles ate dirt." Then I just blurted," come with me if you want to live!" A quote from the Terminator. So from the on we are all cracking up in the middle of eating our dessert. So now I am going to be thinking of that all night. I was so funny!